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Will you come into my parlor?

Tea time is always at four.

Created on 2005-11-12 03:11:50 (#8776591), last updated 2009-11-20

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Name:saltine
Birthdate:1988-12-30
Location:North Carolina, United States
Bio
Welcome to my corner of the asylum. (Tuesdays are applesauce days.)
I'm sassy and silly, funny and freaky, and most of the time I'm completely zoned out. (Don't ever get in a moving vehicle with me in the driver's side.)
I can't help being ditzy--it's inherited. (This has been verified through numerous family reunions.)
No one ever listens to me unless I'm not talking, and then they complain that I'm depressed and suicidal. (I can't win with you people, damn it.)
I don't believe in TV unless you're an anime bishounen. (Then I worship the ground you spit on.)
The world is my sandbox, and reality is that lollipop that gets dropped in the sand and covered with it. (If anyone happens to find a lost chibi-Youko Kurama, it's mine. Please point it in the direction of the nearest post office, as it is very much missed.)
It's time for my afternoon meds. (Please go away, as I'm sitting alone for a reason.)
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